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[alchemyxfreak]

Al... Next time I say "What's the worst that could happen?"

Do us both a favor, and hit me with a wrench.

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[alchemyxfreak]

Well, in that case- yeah.

You're not seriously going to set that building on fire, are you?

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

I'm going to. She likes it, so I'm going to destroy it.

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[alchemyxfreak]

You know, I could do that in a much faster, less destructive for everyone else involved, sort of way.

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[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

But I have to prove myself.

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[alchemyxfreak]

To yourself, or her?

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[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

To Bowser. He... doesn't think I'm evil enough. I am not losing to him.

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[alchemyxfreak]

Right, well as long as there's a bunch of innocent people in that building, I'm not about to just sit back and let you set it on fire.

If you let me help, I can make it look like you did the whole thing yourself, if it's that important to you.

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[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

I... kind of already did.

I am truly sorry.

[norealsmiles.livejournal.com]

Now see, it's things like this that explains why she's marrying the giant, kidnapping, lava obsessed turtle instead of you.

LOL oh jesus

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

This is none of your business!

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's more the making me a queen thing.

[alchemyxfreak]

You can't be queen of this place, it's all a stupid lie!

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

SHUT YOUR TRAP, SHORTY! WHY NOT!? I MEAN, WE MIGHT BE UNDER THE GODS, BUT WHO CARES?!

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

I could go around saying I'm the king just as easily but it doesn't make it real.

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JUST NOT CUT OUT TO BE ROYALTY.

[alchemyxfreak]

WHAT WAS THAT?!

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

HAH! I SAID, WHY CAN'T I, SHRIMP? I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE!

[thylas.livejournal.com]

Actually, you're nowhere close to me. You're a repenting sinner who Purgatory may see as lacking in an attempt to redeem his own self.

I'm getting very tired of your game.

You are no king, you are no lord or master of anything or anyone.

Far more suited to be dinner.

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

DINNER?!

I'M THE KING OF THE KOOPAS!

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

That's so mean! Nobody else is the queen, so why can't I be?

[alchemyxfreak]

It's the truth.

No one can be queen here, the gods run this place and if you don't stop pissing them off, you'll be lucky if they don't take action.

[thylas.livejournal.com]

Because you're psychotic and have put little effort towards redemption.

[norealsmiles.livejournal.com]

Well, I doubt setting your things on fire is very endearing.

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

She electrocutes people for fun. My habits are just as endearing, if not more.

[norealsmiles.livejournal.com]

She's prettier than you, she can get away with more.