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[alchemyxfreak]

Al... Next time I say "What's the worst that could happen?"

Do us both a favor, and hit me with a wrench.

Comments

[alchemyxfreak]

You can't be queen of this place, it's all a stupid lie!

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

SHUT YOUR TRAP, SHORTY! WHY NOT!? I MEAN, WE MIGHT BE UNDER THE GODS, BUT WHO CARES?!

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

I could go around saying I'm the king just as easily but it doesn't make it real.

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JUST NOT CUT OUT TO BE ROYALTY.

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

If only you had burned.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Didn't you know my fiance is flame-retarded?

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's retarded alright, but that has nothing to do with him being inflammable.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

You know what I meant!

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

HELLO, I LIKE

SWIM

IN LAVA

WHAT ABOUT "I'M FIREPROOF" DON'T YOU GET


ALSO ONE TIME I PUNCHED OUT A BANZAI BILL, SO DON'T THINK I CAN'T THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL OR FIVE.

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

Try it.

[alchemyxfreak]

WHAT WAS THAT?!

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

HAH! I SAID, WHY CAN'T I, SHRIMP? I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE!

[alchemyxfreak]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! ...OR WHAT NOT TO DO! WHATEVER!

[thylas.livejournal.com]

Actually, you're nowhere close to me. You're a repenting sinner who Purgatory may see as lacking in an attempt to redeem his own self.

I'm getting very tired of your game.

You are no king, you are no lord or master of anything or anyone.

Far more suited to be dinner.

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

DINNER?!

I'M THE KING OF THE KOOPAS!

[thylas.livejournal.com]

I'm god here.

And yes, dinner. You are king of nothing here. Humble yourself if you ever desire to leave.

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

HOLD ON A SECOND I JUST FOUND OUT MY CASTLE'S ON FIRE

SO I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO YOU LATER, GOD

[thylas.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

That's so mean! Nobody else is the queen, so why can't I be?

[alchemyxfreak]

It's the truth.

No one can be queen here, the gods run this place and if you don't stop pissing them off, you'll be lucky if they don't take action.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

...Well, okay. But it's not like I'm challenging their authority or anything. I just want to wear a dress and have a crown.

[thylas.livejournal.com]

Because you're psychotic and have put little effort towards redemption.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

I have so been trying! I've been efforting all over the place!

[thylas.livejournal.com]

Sure you have.