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[alchemyxfreak]

Al... Next time I say "What's the worst that could happen?"

Do us both a favor, and hit me with a wrench.

Comments

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

If only you had burned.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Didn't you know my fiance is flame-retarded?

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's retarded alright, but that has nothing to do with him being inflammable.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

You know what I meant!

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

It's a miracle that I do, let alone anyone else.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

You know, that blond thing is right. You do suck at making people like you.

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

You used to.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

You just tried to set me on fire!

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

I wasn't trying to set you on fire!

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

I WAS IN THE BUILDING.

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have let you die!

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

How exactly were you planning to save me?

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

I was going to cross that bridge when I got to it.

[sociopath-elle.livejournal.com]

Well, that's very fucking comforting.

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY!

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

HELLO, I LIKE

SWIM

IN LAVA

WHAT ABOUT "I'M FIREPROOF" DON'T YOU GET


ALSO ONE TIME I PUNCHED OUT A BANZAI BILL, SO DON'T THINK I CAN'T THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL OR FIVE.

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

Try it.

[ihasanarmy.livejournal.com]

ALL RIGHT, I WILL!

...WHERE ARE YOU?!

[evolvedtoomuch.livejournal.com]

In your backyard.