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[alchemyxfreak]

Someone tell me that waking up in the middle of the night because of all this commotion is the reason I just saw a girl that looks exactly like me. I'm imagining things, because I didn't get enough sleep, right?

I don't have a sister-


What the hell is going on here? Just what kind of rift is this?

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[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

...Goddamnit, I got lost again. Where's the bathroom? I can't hold it much longer...!

[alchemyxfreak]

What-.... If you tell me what you're closest to, I can direct you to the nearest bathroom.

strikes were not supposed to be strikes. he just fails.

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Dad?! I'm near some kind of store... and there's a fountain and it's making me want to peeeeee!

[alchemyxfreak]

The General Store? I'll be right there, just hang on kid.

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Okay, dad! Hurrrryyyy

I'm going to say this is fast forwarded to after he got a bathroom.

[alchemyxfreak]

.... Did you call me dad, back there?

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you said not to call you mom since other dad's more like a mom.

Ed's only guessing this, because of the little Lyle he already met.

[alchemyxfreak]

...... Lyle?

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[alchemyxfreak]

Yeah, don't call me mom, kid.

[alchemyxfreak]

I know this is going to sound weird, just- go with it.

... What's your name?

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Huh? I'm Alric. Alric Dylandy. Did you hit your head or something?

I thought you were in bed.

[alchemyxfreak]

Uh, something like that. It's a little hard to explain.

I don't imagine you know where your other dad is, huh?

I am. one last tag before I sleep now.

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Well, other dad runs into walls a lot and hits his head everywhere, so you probably caught it. Happens to me all the time.

I don't know. I was supposed to meet him but I think we both just.. got lost again.

[alchemyxfreak]

Yeah, that ... must be it.

Well, let me know if you do find him. Do you know how to get home from here?

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure I do! I'm not a baby anymore. I just... have to find... some kind of exit.

[alchemyxfreak]

... Why don't you just stay here for a bit, and I'll get you something to eat?

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Do you have hot dogs???

[alchemyxfreak]

I'm sure I could find some.

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Okay! I love hot dogs. You and dad always make them, too. Other dad, mostly.

[alchemyxfreak]

All right, I'll see if I can get some hot dogs.

[bornfailure.livejournal.com]

Okay dad!!