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[alchemyxfreak]

Someone tell me that waking up in the middle of the night because of all this commotion is the reason I just saw a girl that looks exactly like me. I'm imagining things, because I didn't get enough sleep, right?

I don't have a sister-


What the hell is going on here? Just what kind of rift is this?

Comments

[voice]

[talkingdug.livejournal.com]

Hello! Hello! Hello! I have a sister! I have many sisters and brothers they were born with me and we all drank milk from our mother and then my master trained us and said Good Dog when we did things right and Dammit Dug when I messed up and when I chased squirrels I know a squirrel joke do you want to hear it?

[voice]

[alchemyxfreak]

...........

[voice]

[alchemyxfreak]

You're-

[voice]

[alchemyxfreak]

A talking dog.


.... which isn't-

[voice]

[talkingdug.livejournal.com]

Yes! My master or well my former master made me a collar so you can understand me for he is very smart but I like my new master better have you seen him he smells like prunes and denture cream. I am a great tracker so once I find his smell I will find him.

[voice - 1/2]

[alchemyxfreak]

....

[voice]

[alchemyxfreak]

Well, if I see him I'll make sure to let him know you're here too.

[voice]

[talkingdug.livejournal.com]

That is very nice! I like you! We should be friends.

[voice]

[alchemyxfreak]

All right.

So your name's Dug, huh?

[voice]

[talkingdug.livejournal.com]

Yes! Now we are friends so I will tell you a joke. There was a squirrel and it had a tail so a dog killed it. HAHAHAHAHAHA Isn't that a great joke?

[voice]

[alchemyxfreak]

.....

Yeah, great joke.

[voice] oh my god another one

[tracknbythenose.livejournal.com]

You sound just like I do! Did master build you a collar too? I bet he did, for he is a nice master and would always build collars for other dogs.

[voice] oh my the cuteness overload will be epic

[talkingdug.livejournal.com]

Oh wow you are right! My old master built me a collar for he was very smart but he was not a kind master for he tried to hurt my new master and I did not like that.

[voice]

[tracknbythenose.livejournal.com]

And then he fell off of the dirigi-boat and my new master took us to a new place. It smelled like squirrels there.