alchemyxfreak

Al... Next time I say "What's the worst that could happen?"

Do us both a favor, and hit me with a wrench.

That's so mean! Nobody else is the queen, so why can't I be?

It's the truth.

No one can be queen here, the gods run this place and if you don't stop pissing them off, you'll be lucky if they don't take action.

...Well, okay. But it's not like I'm challenging their authority or anything. I just want to wear a dress and have a crown.

Because you're psychotic and have put little effort towards redemption.

I have so been trying! I've been efforting all over the place!

Sure you have.